Ho ho ho.

Got brass in pocket

Yet another post I am writing instead of doing my essay like I should be. The funny thing is, I literally keep thinking of hundreds of things all at once that I'd rather be doing than this essay. And I have a very vivid imagination. So, so far this week instead of doing the essay I have:

- Went to Bluewater in a futile attempt to buy presents (I have discovered that everything online is like miles cheaper which leads me onto point two)

- Bought everyone that needs presents online

- Returned a dildo that lovehoney sent (Rachael wanted the g-spot one and they sent the original, the silly billies)

- Got several silver medals in Lips

- Went tanning

- Made dinner every night and then sat around chatting to the family

- Killed off a load of bad guys in Gears of War

- Created an artificial person on Sims and got her married and with a kid on the way and built two houses for her

- Finished watching the whole series of Mad Men so far

- Read all of my old blog posts ever which was NOT a good idea since it depressed me

and god knows what would've happened tonight if Beatrice had been available for tequila which I am craving more than anything in my life right now. I want tequila and orange and lime juice.

TOMORROW I promise I promise I promise I will concentrate on nothing but my essay and will finish it and get a first. YES I WILL. And then after I hand it in I will get ridiculously drunk at Bob's party. I need to get out of this funk.